Wealth Wizard Gifts

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'if you have to ask how much, you can't afford to influence a candidate.'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

Economists.

Wealth Juggler.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Are you investing for growth, wealth preservation, income or excitement?"

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

'You're confused? We like that in a sucker...er...I mean, investor.'

'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'

$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

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'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"Go forth and multiply"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

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'Congratulations Mr. Hendeson, your gross income has just become a totally gross income!'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

The Good Boys - Bill Gates and Warren Buffett

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'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'Like I have the time.'

'It does grow on trees!'

'We've got to get our clients to think of long term investments. By long term, I man until we retire.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'Life, Liberty, pursuit of big bucks'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'I've been rich and I've been poor...And I've had accountants who could show me as either.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

Dog gets financial advice.

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'