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'My name is Jones, and I'm under constant pressure from prople trying to keep up.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Money exchange

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Dept. of the Treasury

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'