Well-being Wizard Mugs

'My name is Jones, and I'm under constant pressure from prople trying to keep up.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Money exchange

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Warren Buffett

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'