Emotional Wellness Wizard Mugs

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"You left your demons here last week."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Uptight End"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

DNA Analysis.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

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'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

"Krazy straw"

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"Good evening! In the news tonight - gloom, doom, trial and trauma."

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."