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"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"You left your demons here last week."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

DNA Analysis.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"Krazy straw"

"Good evening! In the news tonight - gloom, doom, trial and trauma."

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'