Wealth Wizarding Pillows

'What's that terrible smell?'

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Money exchange

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'You may have three mergers.'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"I make money, therefore I am."

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.