Wealth Wisher T-Shirts

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Capitalism

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Profit

A fight in the Boardroom.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Money exchange

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Wealth Juggler.