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Counting dollars

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Breaking Through

Business Philosophy 101.

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Financial Eyesight

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'