Wealth Wisdom Seeker T-Shirts

I have money and I'm not happy!

'I was hoping my life would fit the rags to riches model. Instead I've had to settle for rags to large amounts of unsecured debt.'

'Winning isn't everything son. Worshipping money is important, too.'

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"You had the most toys but you didn't win."

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

'I want to make enough money to realize that it will not make me happy.'

'I am so far out of touch with the needy that I don't even know where to find them.'

'Money won't buy you happiness, you know.'

'Son, to be rich means driving through the rush hour of life with blue lights flashing and th right of way.'

'All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.'

"You wouldn't have been able to take it with you anyway, Mr. Belke."

The one question that should be on the Mensa qualification exam, but isn't...

"Money can't buy happiness. Well, at least not yours."

"Money can't buy happiness. That's why I enjoy it for its own sake."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"