Wealth Wisdom Lover Gifts

Counting dollars

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

Breaking Through

Financial Eyesight

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Business Philosophy 101.

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...