Wealth Wisdom Gifts

"What do you mean 'It's only money'?"

J. B. Farley - Made a bundle in the market. Died Anyway.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Will work for ETFs

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Counting dollars

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"