Wealth Wit Gifts

"I don't fetch. I have a trust fund."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Backfire

Snowprov

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Doggone

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Czarcasm

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"