Wealth Wit Prints

"I don't fetch. I have a trust fund."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Snowprov

Backfire

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Czarcasm

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Doggone

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."