Wealthy Wit Gifts

Looking for a gift that matches your wealthy wit’s clever sense of humor? Our collection features witty, humorous designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that are both smart and playful. Ideal for those who enjoy a good laugh while showcasing their sophisticated side. Whether it’s for a birthday, celebration, or just because, these gifts are designed to amuse and impress a person who appreciates witty humor with a touch of class.

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"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright." mockup

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

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'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.' mockup

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

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'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.' mockup

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

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Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each. mockup

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

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"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes." mockup

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.' mockup

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

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'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?' mockup

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

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'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?' mockup

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

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"Where do you get your inspiration?" mockup

"Where do you get your inspiration?"

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"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof." mockup

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

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"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich." mockup

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

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Greece Idyll

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G.K. Chesterton.

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Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution? mockup

Can we see our way clear to doing something about air pollution?

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"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die." mockup

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

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"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor." mockup

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

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"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard." mockup

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

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Looking Daggers

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Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times. mockup

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

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'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.' mockup

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

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The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle. mockup

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

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'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.' mockup

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

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"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable." mockup

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

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"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours." mockup

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

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Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus.

Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus. mockup

Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus.

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"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle." mockup

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

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"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?"

"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?" mockup

"Do you realize that they pay our teacher to come to school every day and we do it for free?"

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'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.' mockup

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

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"And is there any particular reason Mrs Muglewump for you wanting to divorce your 93 year old billionaire husband?"

"And is there any particular reason Mrs Muglewump for you wanting to divorce your 93 year old billionaire husband?" mockup

"And is there any particular reason Mrs Muglewump for you wanting to divorce your 93 year old billionaire husband?"

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Wealthy Wit Gifts Collection

Wealthy Wit Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs designed for the wealthy wit who loves to start their day with a smile. Find your perfect match now.

Wealthy Wit Pillows

Decorate with humor! Check out our witty pillows for the wealthy wit who loves to lounge in style and laughter.

Wealthy Wit Prints

Bring home stylish prints that showcase clever humor—perfect for the wealthy wit who appreciates smart, funny decor.

Wealthy Wit T-Shirts

Discover our collection of humorous t-shirts that celebrate the clever, wealthy wit in your life. Shop witty, stylish designs today.