Wealth Wellness Enthusiast Gifts

Bank refinancing.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'What are you eating now?'

Burnout Syndrome...

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.