Wealth Lifestyle Comic Fan Gifts

"Wow. This is an upscale neighborhood."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Business Philosophy 101.

Mark Zuckerberg

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Financial Eyesight

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Cash by any other name.

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."

'Money is the sixth sense that allows the others to be appreciated!'