Wealth Irony Fan Gifts

"Can you sign for a delivery? He's taking it with."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Business Philosophy 101.

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Mark Zuckerberg

Financial Eyesight

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'