Wealth Irony Fan Mugs

"Can you sign for a delivery? He's taking it with."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Business Philosophy 101.

Financial Eyesight

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Cash by any other name.

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."