Wealth Satire Lover Mugs

"I feel like I'm not living up to my zip code."

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Counting dollars

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

The Decline of the Euro.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Euro Problems

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

CEO slumber

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

Got anything for the small investor?

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Mother Hubbard 2011

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'