Wealth Satire Lover Pillows

"I feel like I'm not living up to my zip code."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Counting dollars

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

The Decline of the Euro.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Euro Problems

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

CEO slumber

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Got anything for the small investor?

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Mother Hubbard 2011

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'