Wealth Satire Aficionado Pillows

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

The Decline of the Euro.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Euro Problems

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

Financial Bailout Required.

CEO slumber

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'