Wealth Satire Aficionado Gifts

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

The Decline of the Euro.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Euro Problems

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

Mark Zuckerberg

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

Blame the Victims

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Financial Bailout Required.

CEO slumber

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.