Wealth Irony Enthusiast Gifts

Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Financial Eyesight

Business Philosophy 101.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Cash by any other name.