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Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Business Philosophy 101.

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Mark Zuckerberg

Financial Eyesight

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

"Millions is craft. Billions is art."