Wealth Satire T-Shirts

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

The Decline of the Euro.

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Euro Problems

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

CEO slumber

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

Mother Hubbard 2011

Got anything for the small investor?

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.