Wealth Satire T-Shirts

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

The Decline of the Euro.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Euro Problems

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

'Greenspan today explained the reason the Fed faises interest rates is so they can lower them again.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

CEO slumber

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

Got anything for the small investor?

Mother Hubbard 2011

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'