Wealth And Humor Fan Gifts

"I have a billionaire client. He invented soap-on-a-rope and now he's filthy rich."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Jumping Wall Street.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Loopholes

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

Mark Zuckerberg

Business Philosophy 101.

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Financial Eyesight

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'