Wealth And Humor Fan Gifts

"I have a billionaire client. He invented soap-on-a-rope and now he's filthy rich."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Jumping Wall Street.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Loopholes

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Business Philosophy 101.

Financial Eyesight

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'