Wealth Parody Fan Gifts

'Ann is just your typical stay-at-mansion mom.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Greek Crisis

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

Golden bubbles

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Mark Zuckerberg

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

CEO slumber

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'

'But hey, it's only money.'

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

'Everyone is Economizing.'

Conrad Black loots Hollinger International.

'The red phone is my grapevine to Andrea Mitchenll, who hears it firsthand from Alan Greenspan, who hears it first from Ben Bernanke.'