Wealth Satire Fan Mugs

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Greek Crisis

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

Golden bubbles

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

CEO slumber

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

'But hey, it's only money.'

Conrad Black loots Hollinger International.