Wealth Satire Fan Mugs

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Greek Crisis

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

Golden bubbles

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

CEO slumber

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

'But hey, it's only money.'