Wealth Commentary Fans Mugs

"As billionaires, we should eat all of that steaming warm pie."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Business Philosophy 101.

Mark Zuckerberg

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

Financial Eyesight

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'