Wealthy Lifestyle Humor Fans Gifts

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

Unnecessary Surgery

"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"And is there any particular reason Mrs Muglewump for you wanting to divorce your 93 year old billionaire husband?"

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

'You mean there's no money back guaranteed if I'm not satisfied?'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Couple sitting very far apart.

Angel with money - "I didn't take it with me.. I had it sent on ahead."

Nathan is a strict vegetatetarian.

"It's with a heavy heart that I'm stepping down as C.E.O."

Some cows can't help boasting about their abundance of wealth

huntsman on horseback

"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"

'I've lost the will to die.'

'I'd like to roll my account over.', 'We're not responsible for any breakage, you know.'

'Today another financial firm went kerflooey and here with us is an expert to explain the economic impact of 'Kerflooey.''

"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."

'One day, bull and bear will retire and then the both of us will be there to grab the good jobs at the stock exchange, eh, buddy?'

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