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'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

Bank as a money tree

'Dang.'

"Multiply."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Money is life's report card."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Counting dollars

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."