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'See, right here, rule number 6...'you can't take it with you!'

'Just explain to me how a multimillionaire can be in a 15% tax bracket...'

Michael Ramsey 'One Lucky SOB.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

In the time it takes to read this, Jeff Bezos has amassed another mill. . . give or take.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

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