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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'

'He insisted on taking it with him.'

'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

"As far as I'm concerned, they can do what they want with the minimum wage, just as long as they keep their hands off the maximum wage."

'So, how are things with you?'

'One day this will be someone else's.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'It sounds like a wonderful investment opportunity but all my money is invested in cash.'

"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

"Being in possession of great wealth made me a bit self-conscious at first, but I finally came to terms with it."

"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"That's not true sir, we don't try and soak the rich - we try and soak everybody."

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

'The best advice Grandpa can give you is to remember that making money is easier than keeping money.'

"Oh, goody."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'He's remarrying her for his money.'

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

Safes for sale

'Know what's really grating?'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'I thought my money would buy me love and eternal gratitude'

'Of course I have my soft side. I carry photos of my loved ones in my wallet. This one is of my accountant.'

I get to make the rules because I'm rich & you're not!

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

"Remember, son, when life gives you a lemon, call the attorneys."

'Money isn't making you happy? Instead of a low-yield money market, have you tried putting it in high-yield corporates.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"I've been over-compensated, and I've been under-compensated and 'over' is better."

"My fellow fat cats..."