Wealth Whisperer Pillows

'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'

'He insisted on taking it with him.'

'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

"As far as I'm concerned, they can do what they want with the minimum wage, just as long as they keep their hands off the maximum wage."

'So, how are things with you?'

'One day this will be someone else's.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'It sounds like a wonderful investment opportunity but all my money is invested in cash.'

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."

"Being in possession of great wealth made me a bit self-conscious at first, but I finally came to terms with it."

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"

'I thought my money would buy me love and eternal gratitude'

"Oh, goody."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'The best advice Grandpa can give you is to remember that making money is easier than keeping money.'

I get to make the rules because I'm rich & you're not!

'He's remarrying her for his money.'

'Know what's really grating?'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

Safes for sale

"That's not true sir, we don't try and soak the rich - we try and soak everybody."

'Of course I have my soft side. I carry photos of my loved ones in my wallet. This one is of my accountant.'

'Thank heaven I'm only morally bankrupt!'

This year, I'm buying him a seat in the legislature.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"I've been over-compensated, and I've been under-compensated and 'over' is better."

Money is the root of all evil!