Worth Whisperer T-Shirts

I used to feel empty and worthless around that heavy guy, too, until I realized, hey, he's just full of pennies!

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Critisize your weight.

Wolf Karaoke

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Money is life's report card."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs