Wealth Wisher Gifts

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Capitalism

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Profit

A fight in the Boardroom.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Money exchange

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Wealth Juggler.