Well-wisher Gifts

Greetings!

Patient decorating hospital room.

Priest

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Dang.'

Wishing Well

Capitalism

What do you wish for next year?

Bank as a money tree

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

Wine Well

"I wish people would stop throwing money in me..."

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"Multiply."

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'Jesus! Have you been playing with the taps again?'

'Happy New Year.'

STRIP Hambone: Standing in the dole computer

'-are your ears burning too?'

Be careful what you wish for. . .

I need a greeting card that starts funny, moves on to heartfelt sympathy, and ends on a note of renewed confidence and joy.

Wishing Well in the desert.

I'm all out of small change... Do you think it will accept Visa Card?

Wishing well: Please no Canadian coins.

'I wish my husband had what it takes to listen to me.'

"I can grant you three fishes."

Surrounded by 'wellwishers' Alan makes a steady recovery.

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'