Wealth Well-wisher Gifts

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Money Bar.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Money is life's report card."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Counting dollars

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Snowing Money.