"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."
Witty Well-wisher Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines humor with heartfelt sentiment? Our witty well-wisher collection is designed to lift spirits and bring smiles with clever, creative messages. Ideal for friends, family, or colleagues who love a good laugh and appreciate a touch of wit in their daily lives. From humorous mugs to playful prints, these gifts turn well-wishes into memorable moments.
"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."
Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.
Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.
Drive-thru Church
'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'
In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.
Death Watch
Wise Cracker
Wishing Well
"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"
'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'
Greetings!
"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."
"I thought you meant a football pool."
What do you wish for next year?
"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"
One Way/Two Ways.
Mechanics price list.
'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'
Wine Well
'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'
'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'
"We don't need proof of each delivery."
"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."
'I have nothing to declare but my genius!'
'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'
"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."
March Hare
"Pick any three items and they're yours"
A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.
Patient decorating hospital room.
'Happy New Year.'
Wanted - Mug Shot Photographer
I'm all out of small change... Do you think it will accept Visa Card?
Witty Well-wisher Gifts Collection
Witty Well-wisher Mugs
Explore our collection of witty well-wisher mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for anyone who loves to start their day with a smile.
Witty Well-wisher Pillows
Discover our witty well-wisher pillows—funny, cozy, and a great way to add personality to any room or lounge area.
Witty Well-wisher Prints
Browse our witty well-wisher prints—artful, amusing designs that bring humor and personality to your wall decor.
Witty Well-wisher T-Shirts
Check out our witty well-wisher t-shirts—lighthearted designs that let you wear your humor and spread cheer effortlessly.