Wealthy Wanderers T-Shirts

Camel with sunglasses, cigar and gold chain says to camel reading Bible: 'So where does it stand on rich camels?'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

Lonely Rich Boy

'Not that net!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Rustic Campgrounds.

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

Flight nap

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

"Tom, look — litter! We have to be close to civilization!"

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

"I just had the weirdest dream."

"That one's six figures plus tax."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

"He left you ten million each. Goodness knows what he did with the bulk of it!"

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

Despite my new found wealth, the grass still tastes the same.

"Your ticket was $340, but the flight is extra."