Wealthy Wanderers Gifts

Camel with sunglasses, cigar and gold chain says to camel reading Bible: 'So where does it stand on rich camels?'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

Lonely Rich Boy

'Not that net!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Rustic Campgrounds.

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Very best ATM's.

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Flight nap

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

"That one's six figures plus tax."

"I just had the weirdest dream."

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

When billionaires get depressed. I feel like a million bucks.

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"Tom, look — litter! We have to be close to civilization!"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

"These two centres are all the same. . . we could be anywhere in the country."