Wealthy Escapists Gifts

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Holiday time.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

Virtual Lap Dancing

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Worm running away from hook.

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

'These hibernation pills will let you sleep through the recession without any panic attacks.'

'Fishing in the West.'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

'Al's been into catch and release for years, but it's not on a voluntary basis.'

Camel with sunglasses, cigar and gold chain says to camel reading Bible: 'So where does it stand on rich camels?'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"Believe me, I've lost more than my mittens."

Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.

Caution: Bridle Path

Palm tree made of books.