Dreamy Escapists Gifts

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

The sandman starts working in bulk.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Holiday time.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Anywhere but here

'Let's get a kitty.'

Young Houdini

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Scary Face at Window

Virtual Lap Dancing

Sleeping Tiger

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"This is your plan to pay for our retirement?!"

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

'If I could get outside I'd go there and there, ooo, and definitely there!'

Sitting Fairy

He lives in a little world of his own.

Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

Honeymoon Suite.

"He lives in a little world of his own."

Prisoner had painted a woman on his cell wall.

COVID Roll In The Hay

'They read such escapist nonsense. . .'