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'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

"Will this suffering ever end?"

"Together we'll pull through these terrible times."

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'Quite frankly, I don't know how this sweet, gentle, multi-millionaire husband of yours puts up with it.'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

Unnecessary Surgery

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"That one's six figures plus tax."

'Someday, son - provided we both get lucky - all this will belong to you and my trophy wife.'

"Hoping to win the lottery is not a retirement strategy!"

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Dreaming of Dollars.

'He voted for the Green Party -- he thought it had something to do with money.'

huntsman on horseback

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

Despite my new found wealth, the grass still tastes the same.

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

Money helps you soar.

Assets of �250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.

Rich man rubbing oil lamp to get ticker tape.

A hill of beans that amounted to something.