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'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

"Will this suffering ever end?"

"Together we'll pull through these terrible times."

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

Very best ATM's.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Quite frankly, I don't know how this sweet, gentle, multi-millionaire husband of yours puts up with it.'

Unnecessary Surgery

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

'Someday, son - provided we both get lucky - all this will belong to you and my trophy wife.'

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"That one's six figures plus tax."

"Hoping to win the lottery is not a retirement strategy!"

Dreaming of Dollars.

'He voted for the Green Party -- he thought it had something to do with money.'

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

Despite my new found wealth, the grass still tastes the same.

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

huntsman on horseback

Money helps you soar.

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

You've made more money than you did last year - you people never learn, do you?

Rich man rubbing oil lamp to get ticker tape.