Wealthy Living T-Shirts

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Sloaney Pony.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Private Jet

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

The Day Dreamer.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Champagne Charlie.

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Ladies who lunch.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'New money or old money?'