Wealthy Lifestyle T-Shirts

'Yes the're rich but they're boring rich. They each work two jobs.'

Unnecessary Surgery

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Ladies who lunch.

'New money or old money?'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Big RV Camping

'You're talking three million, ballpark