Wealthy Lifestyle Gifts

'Yes the're rich but they're boring rich. They each work two jobs.'

Unnecessary Surgery

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Ladies who lunch.

'New money or old money?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Big RV Camping

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."