Wealth-focused Lifestyle Gifts

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Will work for ETFs

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

Counting dollars

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

Ladies who lunch.

'New money or old money?'

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Big RV Camping

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'