Wealthy Mindset Gifts

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Will work for ETFs

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

Financial Eyesight

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"I don't wear jewelry, but cash is nice."

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

Feeding at the Trough

Zen Wall Street.

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

Pollution and money

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'And briefly, what is it that attracts you to a job in banking?'

What is possible...

Unnecessary Surgery

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

"My whole goddam MacArthur is in Nasdaq."