Billionaire Mindset Gifts

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

The Personal ATM

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

What comes after a trillion

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"The filthy rich"

There's Riches in Diversity

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

father and son

Captain Millennial

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Trump and Musk